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Post by Me on Mar 28, 2002 18:49:11 GMT -5
[glow=lightgreen,2,300]Oh, she's right you know minih..... for once[/glow]
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Post by minihagrid on Apr 1, 2002 15:19:28 GMT -5
Chapter 4: Coffee Break
Nialle watched helplessly as the menacing figure approached him. Soon another joined it. They both stayed in the shadows, stalking round the tree several times. Nialle strained at the ropes, trying to free himself. Drops of sweat started trickling down his forehead.
The two shadows stopped in front of him suddenly. One of them out its hand inside its robe, and started looking for something. Nialle stopped squirming, and tried instead to gnaw away at the ropes that were binding him. ‘That’s odd,’ thought Nialle as he chewed away. ‘These ropes taste kinda…cheesy.’ Chris had tied him up with CheeseStrings! Immediately, Nialle spat the chewed rope out of his mouth, and stared at the figures before him. They stepped out of the shadows.
‘Rue? Gen?’ Nialle whimpered. ‘Oh good, you can untie me. For a dreadful minute there, I thought it was Chris and Leia again. With another foul torture plan involving cheese. If I ever see another slice of cheese, I will lose it.’
‘Don’t worry Nialle.’ Rue said. ‘We haven’t got any cheese.’ She finally found what she was looking for in her robes, and pulled out a very shiny silver flask. She passed it to Gen, who began unscrewing it. Before the lid was even off, Nialle knew what was inside.
‘Ummmmmmmm…Coffee…’ Nialle moaned. ‘Give me some.’ His eyes lit up, and he began to fervently sniff in the air, in a desperate bid to take in the scent.
‘Hmm. Shall we give him some Rue?’
‘Nah’ she said. ‘Let him suffer!’ They both laughed, and sat down on the grass, barely feet away from Nialle, and poured themselves a cup full of coffee. Nialle yanked at the cheese around him, but it was strong. He opened his mouth and tried to suck the coffee out of the flask, but it didn’t work. Rue and Gen completely ignored him, but made sure to flash their cups in his direction every now and then whilst they had a nice chat.
After a few minutes of quite talking, none of which Nialle could hear, they both giggled and stood up. Rue picked up the flask and climbed up the tree, high in the branches above the prisoner.
Gen spoke: ‘Nialle, we’ve decided to give you some coffee. If, you can catch it.’ Then Rue started to slowly drip the coffee down, barely a centimetre in front of Nialle. He stuck out his tongue, trying in vain to catch the drops, but most of the coffee ended up on his head, sticking his hair to his scalp.
‘STOP IT NOW!’ Nialle screamed. ‘That’s a waste of perfectly good coffee!’
‘Rue! Quick, run! Someone’s coming!’ Rue leapt out of the tree, landing perfectly on her feet, and they both sped off up to the castle doors, dropping the flask on the grass. Nialle whimpered as the coffee seeped away into the soil before his very eyes.
‘What’s going on here?’ Nialle heard a familiar voice, one that he hadn’t heard for a long time. From behind him, and dragging an extremely large and heavy case up the hill, came the Headmistress of Hogwarts: Potterknowitall. ‘Where the hell did this tree come from?’ She demanded. ‘And Nialle, what the hell are you doing tied to a tree?’
‘Uh…all in good time Pkia. First, could you help me out here?’
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Post by Missy_Brown on Apr 1, 2002 15:28:45 GMT -5
[glow=blue,2,300]*claps* That was bloody brilliant Minih! I loved it! and i cant wait for more! ;D[/glow]
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Post by minihagrid on Apr 1, 2002 15:35:31 GMT -5
Thanks, but Im still looking for ideas from you gryffs and Ravenclaws. Hufflepuffs are a bit light in the ideas too. Slytherins i can do, school events i can do. But i still need more individual ideas. HEEEEEEEEEEELP!
And lilg, after careful consideration, Ive decided to not implement your idea. ;D
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Post by En on Apr 1, 2002 15:55:38 GMT -5
Mehhh. I have some ideas for this but most involve getting Nialle out of the Tantalus situation, and I do hate to spoil your... ehhhh... fun? Anyway, it is excellent writing.
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Post by minihagrid on Apr 1, 2002 16:14:57 GMT -5
Chapter 5: The Prodigal Son Daughter pkia Returns
‘Care to untie me Pkia?’ Nialle asked.
‘Of course, but you must explain to me what has gone on here. And who was that running away?’ She moved forward to untie the ropes, but stopped suddenly, sniffing the air. Suddenly, she stood rigid, and her voice became warped. Her hands grew into claws, and she became hunched over, and had to crawl on all fours.
‘I…SMELL...CHEEEEEEEESE!’ she screamed. She launched herself at the ropes around his waste, and began hastily gnawing at them. Pretty soon, Nialle was free, but Pkia kept going, until all the CheeseString had been devoured. Nialle backed away as she scurried around for a while; evidently looking for more cheese, before she finally reverted back to her normal ‘sane’ self.
‘What on Earth happened there?’ Nialle yelled.
‘Oh, er…that was why I was away. Whilst I was trying to stop Nimuee hunting snakes in the forest, a werewolf bit me and it had an adverse effect on me. There’s no previous case of it recorded, so they’ve called it: wereantivruralotsafrinariganiscin’ She smiled at Nialle’s bemusement, and then added ‘or, Cheese Wolf syndrome.’
‘Anyway, I really don’t have time for this. I must alert Minih that there is a rabbiagon on the loose.’ He started quickly pacing towards the open castle doors, followed by a confuzzled headmistress.
‘Just what happened here while I was gone?’ she muttered to herself, dragging the heavy suitcase back up to her old room. ‘It’s great to be home.’
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Post by potterknowitall on Apr 1, 2002 16:19:17 GMT -5
LOL! Of course I'm a cheese-eating monster, eh! ;D
Great Job minih, these are hilarious! (poor naille!)
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Post by Nimuee Macor on Apr 4, 2002 4:12:06 GMT -5
wereantivruralotsa......what? *laughs* Great story Minih!
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Post by Rotti_or_TCR on Apr 14, 2002 11:57:14 GMT -5
[shadow=red,left,300] ;D I am laughing out loud for real!![/shadow]
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Post by neku@fanboy.org on Apr 15, 2002 13:09:17 GMT -5
Okay, I'm too lazy to sign in and i probably won't be here for much longer but I was just wondering.. Um... miniH I'm working on illustrations for a project in my Graphic design class and I just wanted to know if it would be alright for me to illustrate a few scenes. I probably won't post them in Flourish and Blotts if you don't want them here, but i just want an okay so I can get the project under way.
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Post by Missy_Brown on Apr 15, 2002 13:19:21 GMT -5
[glow=blue,2,300]lol minih that was hilarious! i cant wait for more![/glow]
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Post by Red <Avantgarden Gnome> on Apr 15, 2002 22:36:27 GMT -5
Hey! I'm a Ravenclaw and I gave you an idea! You are ignoring me!
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Post by Chris_Valentine on May 6, 2002 12:54:00 GMT -5
*sighs* So..... can we expect more in this story someday? *looks hopeful* Please?
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Post by minihagrid on May 7, 2002 16:46:33 GMT -5
I could write some more from my own imagination, but i really think that that would be pointless. Its your ideas that i would prefer. But, if you insist, i will write some more just to get the story going again.
So, just to recap....theres a rabbiagon on the loose at Hogwarts, pkia's back and is now a cheesewolf, Minih is still lazy.....Im sure I can come up with something! ;D
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Post by Chris_Valentine on May 8, 2002 7:21:37 GMT -5
Well I was thinking of laying off the kidnapNialleandforceedshimcheese thing for a little while because after that last one I don't think Nialle would fall for it again. If you want ideas I'm sure Leia and I can come up with something. *smiles* This story seems to be a bit Slyth centered.
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