Sarah
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Post by Sarah on Sept 16, 2006 11:28:56 GMT -5
You receive your NEWT results via owl, but before you can lay a hand on them, your pesky little brother snatches them away and flushes your beloved results down the toiley. O.o
I wish Draco Malfoy would receive a Howler.
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Post by KoNeko on Nov 30, 2006 16:26:41 GMT -5
Draco gets a howler and it screams at him in front of everyone in the great hall. However, at the end of the Howler it names you as the person responsible for sending it and embarassing him. Crabbe and Goyle are quickly despatched to beat the living daylights out of you.
I wish Dumbledore would be back as the Headmaster.
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[ Wiz ]
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Post by [ Wiz ] on Dec 1, 2006 12:13:15 GMT -5
Dumbledore's portrait takes control of the school by giving orders to the new head. The Ministry of Magic removes the head and replaces him/her with Dolores Umbridge.
I wish for a new set of dress robes.
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Post by KoNeko on Dec 1, 2006 17:11:49 GMT -5
You get a set of of dress robes. New, yes. However, they were found at the bottom of the bargain bin and are three sizes too big for you and are a horrible combination of lime green and hot pink.
I wish for Flitwick to be the same size as normal professors.
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[ Wiz ]
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Post by [ Wiz ] on Dec 3, 2006 5:49:25 GMT -5
Flitwick becomes the same size as Snape but unfortunatley looses all his powers in the process. He is forced to retire from teaching and go into hiding.
I wish that Ron and Hermione stop arguing - permanently.
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Post by KoNeko on Dec 4, 2006 14:17:18 GMT -5
You manage to get Ron and Hermione to stop arguing. However, the only way to do so was through homicide. (Well, it sounds like that is the only way...!) You are summoned before the Wizengamot and sentenced to life in Azkaban.
I wish to be appointed onto the Wizengamot.
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Sarah
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Post by Sarah on Dec 7, 2006 20:15:30 GMT -5
You are cordially appointed to the Wizengot, but upon your first trial seating, a riot breaks out, with a bunch of punks screaming for anarchy, and manage to takeover the Wizengamot. They then proceed to shave your head so that you will wear it in the style of a traditional mohawk, dub your new name to be Punkasaurus Rex, and stick you in a padded, yellow room. I wish to attend Beauxbatons on a sort of study-abroad deal for a semester or so
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[ Wiz ]
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Post by [ Wiz ] on Dec 18, 2006 14:26:26 GMT -5
You gain a place at Beauxbatons but unfortunatley you have to share your dorm with non other than Fleur Delacour, which means that you are driven crazy by her singing and require stress-relief and physiotherapy after your period of time at Beauxbatons before you can go back to society. .
I wish that Snape's nose would permanently grow even larger.
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Post by KoNeko on Dec 18, 2006 17:33:12 GMT -5
Awww, Ice! I would love to have a mohawk and be a judge... hahahahaha! ;D
Snape's nose grows to ridiculously large proportions. Unfortunately in winter he has a cold and gigantic runny noses can cause a slipping hazard on those stone floors at Hogwarts...
I wish McGonagall and Dumbledore (when he was alive anyway) would get together.
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Sarah
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Post by Sarah on Dec 18, 2006 23:24:19 GMT -5
aww, lol. as would i, but a yellow padded room? i'd go nuts... >.<wish granted! Dumbledore and McGonagall are now an item. And though, separately, they're perfectly fine, together they're quite onoxious. Neither one makes a decision without the other's compliance, agreement, and/or input, and Dumbledore feels a lot of Hogwarts activities may be biased towards one particular House, so he cancels them all. No more Yule Ball! or any other festivities! I wish for a dancing badger ( ) for a centaur as a best friend [imagine the fun!].
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[ Wiz ]
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Post by [ Wiz ] on Dec 29, 2006 17:39:55 GMT -5
You get a centaur as your best friend - unfortunatley he's a little too friendly and insists on accompanying you EVERYWHERE you go - this results in the rather tedious work of creating living space for him in your house, avoiding going into the Muggle world and awkward explaining to all your friends.
I wish for computers to be introduced into the Wizarding world ().
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Post by KoNeko on Dec 30, 2006 2:33:33 GMT -5
Computers are introduced, and then swiftly banned as people use them for illegal purposes such as hacking into the floo network and releasing viruses in people's pensieve memories and so on.
I wish for Fleur Delacour to be deported back to France.
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Post by [ Wiz ] on Dec 30, 2006 6:05:30 GMT -5
Fleur Delacour is deported back to France but unfortunatley, the Ministry of Magic is attacked by a group of Veela the next day, demanding that she should be allowed to return so that she can live with Bill Weasley - the Ministry is forced to reverse the deportation and bring her back.
I wish for a jet-engine powered flying sofa Wooho 500 posts.
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