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Post by Nie on Dec 15, 2003 20:41:20 GMT -5
The funni-est thing I've heard today was: "Wow! You have new hair!" -- David seeing that I had cut my hair. Maybe you had to be there and hear the way he said it, but it just sounded funny.
And the most annoying-est thing I've heard today is: "Lick, lick, lick, lick, lick..." -- Buddy our dog has developed a compulsive foot-licking disorder and he likcs loudly.
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Post by Will on Dec 15, 2003 21:38:03 GMT -5
I was a bit hesitant to post this, but it's all in good... fun... right?
If you guys have read the threads in the Slytherin commons, then you know about my history teacher. One thing he loves more than himself is his Marine Corp. Therefore he has this rivalry with the Airforce, Army and most of all... the Navy.
Funniest thing I heard today:
"The Navy stands for...
Never Again Volunteer Yourself"
But then a classmate said...
"The Marines Stands for...
My A** Rides In Navy Equipment"
We got mott homework because of that.
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Natz
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Post by Natz on Dec 16, 2003 11:41:02 GMT -5
The funniest thing i heard. Well saw actually was this sign in home and bargin.
Product Recall For Hair cream.
This product is not meant to be heated up in the microwave.
That had me laughing for quite a while.
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Fox Birch
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Post by Fox Birch on Dec 17, 2003 0:44:43 GMT -5
LMAO! i like the marine one!
funny-est thing i've heard today:
"damn children! more proof that they should be eaten in stews when they're infants and pose less of a threat..." ~boz, refering to my getting the flu because of kids
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Post by En on Dec 18, 2003 11:09:08 GMT -5
Who microwaves hair cream?!
Least intelligent-est thing I've heard today:
"The UN just takes away national sovereignty, so why join?"
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Post by potterknowitall on Dec 18, 2003 11:41:26 GMT -5
[-]est line I've heard in the past few days
(from the Daily Show) "We did it! After 9 months of searching... we finally found the man who had nothing to do with Sept 11!"
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Calantha
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Post by Calantha on Dec 23, 2003 10:16:25 GMT -5
Pick-me-up-est e-mail I recieved:
SLEEPLESS IN THE WHITE HOUSE
One night, George W. Bush is tossing restlessly in his White House bed. He awakens to see George Washington standing by him. Bush asks him, "George, what's the best thing I can do to help the country?" "Set an honest and honorable example, just as I did," Washington advises, then fades away. The next night, Bush is astir again, and sees the ghost of Thomas Jefferson moving through the darkened bedroom. Bush calls out, "Tom, please! What is the best thing I could do to help the country?" "Respect the Constitution, as I did," Jefferson advises, and dims from sight. The third night sleep is still not in the cards for Bush. He awake to see the ghost of F. D. R. hovering over his bed. Bush whispers,"Franklin, What is the best thing I could do to help the country?" "Help the less fortunate, just as I did," FDR replies and fades into the mists. Bush isn't sleeping well the fourth night when he sees another figure moving in the shadows. It is Abraham Lincoln's ghost. "Abe, what is the best thing I can do right now, to help the country?" Bush pleads. Abe replies, "Go see a play."
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Natz
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Post by Natz on Dec 31, 2003 6:57:10 GMT -5
Thats brillant Calantha. This was a comment made in the 1960s roughly from the programme i was watching but i still found it quite funny.
'It was then discovered that women drank beer and fancied rock stars and it became front page news'
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Post by potterknowitall on Jan 7, 2004 0:12:16 GMT -5
Calculus-ism:
Mr O: "...so this week we're going to finish up Antiderivates, and then move onto the Fundamentals of Calculus chapter bef-" A: "Er, no offense, sir, but shouldn't we have done that in, like, September?"
Mr O: *writing on the board: "Therefore, F(x) = x2 + C, where 'C' is an arbitrary constant."* A: "Arbitrary? Isn't that some kind of bird?"
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Natz
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Post by Natz on Jan 8, 2004 7:11:54 GMT -5
Cracks up. This comes under the title of the silliest thing i've heard.
'whatever age children are when they are that age'
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Post by potterknowitall on Jan 9, 2004 12:39:52 GMT -5
Algebra-isms
(after the teacher labelled 3 points on a cyclic quadrillateral O, B, X and was in the middle of naming the 4th M) N: Miss M, I think that we should have a "Point Nick" M: Hey, no - it should be a "Point Matt" A: Oh, shut up, PointDexters.
i'm such a math dork for finding these jokes funny, but i can't help it! they're just so random to hear in class
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Natz
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Post by Natz on Jan 10, 2004 7:00:20 GMT -5
The funniest thing i heard was on blackadder.
'This place is filthierr than a dung beetles bottom who has given up on life'
I love blackadder
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Post by Ritsu on Jan 10, 2004 13:31:49 GMT -5
Most irritating thing I heard today:
"It looks so nice"
Referring to my hair. She basically chopped it all off And it cost me so much to let it grow shoulder lenght. Ergh. Now it's like, below the ear again. only good thing about is the colour, it's pretty goth.
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Calavera Diablos
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Post by Calavera Diablos on Jan 20, 2004 15:08:56 GMT -5
My friend, the infamous hippie "Papa Vic" found out I post on this board and proceeded to tell me about his HP fanfiction he used to do with his ex-girlfriend.
Funniest HP fanfiction premise I've heard today:
"I wrote a piece entitled 'Weasley Get Your Gun', in which Ron finds a *insert number here* caliber war rifle and decides this would be a good solution for the Gnome problem in his garden."
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Fox Birch
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Post by Fox Birch on Jan 20, 2004 15:51:53 GMT -5
funny-est thing i heard today:
"hi this is [fox]" "are you the girl that called before?" "umm... probably" "did you talk to cindy?" "mmmaybe." "and cindy told you to put that interview--" "oO NO! nope, was not me. i have NOT talked to cindy. mmmnope." "oh. BWAGHAAAHAAHA! We're not on the same page then." "*sweating*" "you want her voice mail number?" "...yes please."
i was scared.
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