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Post by Pkia on Feb 11, 2006 15:59:23 GMT -5
*Pkia strolls into Ko's room, checking around to see if there was anyone there. Tossing down a sack, she smacks her lips and grabs a box of cookies off a shelf and goes to lie down on the hammock*
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Post by KoNeko on Feb 11, 2006 19:29:16 GMT -5
*A booming voice is heard*
WHO STOLE THE COOKIES FROM THE COOKIE... shelf?
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Post by Pkia on Feb 12, 2006 10:38:11 GMT -5
Eeek!
*pkia, startled by the sudden noise, fumbles the cookie she was eating and falls off the hammock onto the ground. Shuffling to hide under the hammock, she meekly asks:*
...God?
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Post by KoNeko on Feb 14, 2006 22:35:15 GMT -5
*a nearby curtain rustles for no reason before the booming voice is heard again*
Errr... YES! IT IS I, GOD! Um, pay no attention to that curtain... grovel before me! Mwahahaha!
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Post by Pkia on Feb 15, 2006 21:45:35 GMT -5
*pkia trembles under the hammock, with a terror-stricken look on her face*
I just... I just really wanted a cookie... I'm sorry! er, sir... or, ma'am... your mightiness?
Um, just for the record's sake, this isn't smite-able is, it? *mumbles* 'Cause lightening blots don't do much for my hair
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Post by Nie on Feb 19, 2006 1:43:59 GMT -5
*skips in, basket over one arm, half eaten apple in the other hand*
Hey Ko. I thought I'd bring you over some of those blue apples. I have to tell you, they just taste blue to me, but I guess they may taste like unicorn giggles and...
*notices pkia kiding under the hammock*
Erm... sorry if this seems a bit nosey, but what are you doing under the hammock. I thought they were more comfortable to lay on. And have you seen Ko? I'm sure she said she'd be here.
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Post by KoNeko on Feb 19, 2006 23:52:13 GMT -5
*faint sniffing sounds from behind the curtain can be heard, and then what sounds like someone drooling*
Mmm... blue apples... unicorn giggles...
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Post by Nie on Feb 20, 2006 1:17:13 GMT -5
Who said that? Is that you Lenny?
*starts cautiously looking about the room, obviously looking for something rather short*
Bloody Leprechaun... always trying to steal my blue apples. What ever happened to Leprechauns liking gold? *mumble mumble...*
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Post by Pkia on Feb 20, 2006 1:41:22 GMT -5
It's not Lenny, it's God! *squeals pkia from beneath the hammock* I broke the 8th commandment and now he's going to smite me! Quick! Offer the apples, or something!
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Post by Nie on Feb 20, 2006 4:32:39 GMT -5
God?!?!?!?! Now you're after my blue apples too?! What do you want with them?
*looks more than a little nervous*
Actually, why are you in KoNeko's room while she's not here? Did you eat her?!?!
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Post by Pkia on Feb 26, 2006 16:13:01 GMT -5
No, I did not eat Ko! I just ate her cookies... and was planning on napping in her hammock while she wasn't around...
*mutters to herself: I hope I don't get boils... or a plague of locusts *[/size]
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Post by Me on Feb 26, 2006 17:03:26 GMT -5
*doesn't really know whether to laugh or be genuinely worried about locusts* Maybe I shouldn't have followed you?
I didn't do it God, it was Pkia. *hopes stalking isn’t a mortal sin*
Did you say blue apples?
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Post by KoNeko on Mar 5, 2006 12:33:05 GMT -5
*big booming voice* For pennance for your sins bring all the chocolate you can find (I hear the Gryffs have a whole bunch), and all the cheese and cookies and french fries at Hogwarts and leave them in this room. But I don't want half-eaten cookies like the one in your hand, pkia! Whole cookies! And milk and dark chocolate, not any of that white stuff. And whatever cheese will do. Do my bidding!!
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Post by Me on Mar 5, 2006 16:23:14 GMT -5
Since only pkia was mentioned by God does this mean I'm not included in this massive cheese, chocolate, cookie and French fry offering?
*sniff* You ate Ko? Why? I actually liked her, I wasn't pretending.
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Post by KoNeko on Mar 9, 2006 19:38:23 GMT -5
*big booming voice* Sands! You and Nie must aid pkia on her quest to bring me cheese and chocolate and french fries and non-half-eaten cookies! Oh, and orange apples. If you can find orange apples, I shall reward you!
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