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Post by Me on Mar 10, 2006 8:21:44 GMT -5
This is great! God is basically telling us, no commanding us to steal chocolate from the Gryffs. This has never happened before!
Question! What's an orange apple? Is it a genetically engineered fruit?
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Post by Pkia on Mar 14, 2006 0:07:11 GMT -5
Bu....but... but does that mean God is punishing me for stealing by commanding me to steal? Can't God just make it appear?
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Post by Me on Mar 14, 2006 1:33:18 GMT -5
But where's the fun in that? There's nothing better than causing chaos. Think of the uproar there will be when we take the chocolate, when we take the cookies, when we deprive Nicky and pyro of their cheese. Oh this is going to be fun.
Look, I drew a diagram. *points to a lime* You should tunnel underneath the Gryffindor Common Room to get the cheese. The best part about this plan is if this diagram falls into the wrong hands they'll never be able to decipher it. See, the chocolate is merely represented by these two dimensional bars... ;D
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Post by KoNeko on Mar 24, 2006 14:13:49 GMT -5
Yes, that is correct! I never said I was going to magically make chocolate and cheese and french fries and cookies and whatnot magically appear! Part of your punishment is working towards acquiring these things! One cannot merely waltz into the belly of a dinosaur and help oneself to cookies without the owner's consent! The individuals and groups you are being commanded to... uh, retrieve these items from guard them zealously. Perhaps if your mission is successful you may have learnt some sort of moral consequence for your actions... *loud sound of lightning crackling overhead, but then the sound fizzles as the sound effects tape screws up*
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Post by Nie on Mar 24, 2006 22:32:49 GMT -5
Orange apples too?! But... I haven't even come close to getting some growing on my rainbow apple tree. Ummm... Can we put the request for orange apples on hold until we bring you the chocolate, cookies, cheese, and french fries, and in return I'll leave you my entire harvest of blue apples for you?
Maybe you need blue apples for the vitamins and minerals anyway. Your lightning seems to be a little... unenthusiastic today. Er... not offence intended, God.
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Post by Me on Mar 28, 2006 14:37:59 GMT -5
*whispers* Do you think it would be inappropriate if I asked God for an autograph? No one will believe me otherwise....
*straightens up and looks around* I didn't realize this was a dinosaur belly. Gosh now everything's changed...
... I think I need to take some time alone and rethink everything...
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Post by Pkia on Apr 6, 2006 16:28:47 GMT -5
*Pkia's eyes open in shock* In a dinosaur belly?! I got eaten by a dianosaur and didn't even realize it? Inconcievable!
Hm... is this situation beginning to feel somewhat familliar to anyone else? Like I've seen it before or something?
...apples come in blue? Where have I been?
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Post by Me on Apr 6, 2006 19:26:49 GMT -5
*looks up with interest* You mean you've been in a dinosuar belly before? Were you eaten before? Did you have to make chocolate sacrifices to God before? Have you been asked too many questions before?
*whips out a notebook and starts to take notes* This will provide excellent scenarios for the film I'm going to make that will make me millions. It's a foolproff scheme if you ask me....
First though we should get out of here and go eat chocolate bring God the cookies, cheese, chocolate and French fries.
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Post by Nie on Apr 19, 2006 8:48:42 GMT -5
How are we going to get to France for the French fries? I don't know about any of you, but I haven't passed my apparation test yet. I left my robe behind last time.
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Post by Me on Apr 19, 2006 19:18:28 GMT -5
You left your robes behind? That has got to be the best worst-apparation exam horror story in the history of history!!!
Right, we should build a ship and sail to France. I don't believe god gave us a time limit...
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Post by KoNeko on Apr 22, 2006 13:43:17 GMT -5
*thunder*
No time limit, but the sooner you get back, the better. For you, of course.
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Post by Me on Apr 25, 2006 13:11:16 GMT -5
What's with the thunder that goes off whenever god speaks to us? Is he really Zeus?
Where is everyone? Have they left without me? Or are they quivering in fear underneath a table? Hmmm....
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Post by Nie on Apr 25, 2006 14:30:11 GMT -5
I'm just here behind you.
Where are we going to get the wood to make the ship to sail to France to get the French fries? And what about sails?
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Post by Me on Apr 25, 2006 21:06:58 GMT -5
Oh... I prefer to think you were hiding.
(Note how things only seem to be complicated when we being ordered to do things.)
Well I don't suppose it would look good if we "borrowed" a ship.....
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Post by Nie on May 2, 2006 2:38:03 GMT -5
Well if we returned it unharmed and weren't too long with it I'm sure they wouldn't mind.
But who has a ship we can borrow?
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