Please do, Rhi
Just did this up for another site I've been posting at. Part credit must go to Koko for putting the song on my mental turntable with her excellent use of it for the TD musical The Pettigrew Rhapsody
Is Voldemort alive?
Will he come look for me?
He's got my number --
No escape from loyalty --
I have to play dead
And hide from the Ministry --
I’m just a small rat, I'm an animagi,
So that it's easy come, easy go,
Weasley's son doesn't know,
Anywhere the boy goes,
Doesn’t really matter to me,
To me....
Potter! just killed my friend!
Told the Dark Lord where he'd hid,
And he went to find the kid...
Potter! he'd just had a son,
A prophecy said he would win the day.
Potter! ooo,
Didn’t mean for you to die....
Only wanted what he offered me, the power --
Now he's gone, now he's gone, and now nothing really matters.
Rumours... Sirius escapes...
Sends shivers down my spine,
Dark mark burning all the time...
Crookshanks knows it's me -- I’ve got to go --
Gotta find my Lord somehow and show my proof --
Potter! ooo, (anywhere the boy goes)
I don’t want you to die,
But I sometimes wish you’d never been born at all!
I see a giant wild creature of a man,
Hagrid's rude! Hagrid's rude! Hands like bin lids, I tell you!
Hippogryphs and dragons -- what's in that hip flagon, freak?
Colloportus, colloportus,
Colloportus, colloportus,
Colloportus, seal the door!
Diffindo!But I’m just a rat now and nobody loves me --
He’s just a rat, lives with a poor family --
Spare him his life, the Dark Lord's promising --
Easy come, easy go (Will you let me go!)
Ferula! No, he will not let you go (let him go!)
Ferula! He will not let you go (let him go!)
Ferula! He will not let you go (let me go!)
Will not let you go (let me go!)
Will not let you go (let me go!)
No, no, no, no, no, no, no
Potter's here, Potter's here, Potter's here, let me go!
But Voldemort has a spell he put aside for me, for me, for me --
So you think I'll be loyal and cut off my hand --
So you think you can use me, it's all I can stand --
No, Voldy -- 'cause I owe it to Harry --
'Cause he let me live -- he let me get past Sirius --
It's like I've made a promise, anyone can see,
Now I've made a promise that he can claim from me,
Anywhere the boy goes....