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Post by Leia Skye on Jul 30, 2004 13:18:11 GMT -5
*takes a bow* Thank you, thank you. I owe it all to my immaturity.
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Calavera Diablos
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Post by Calavera Diablos on Dec 11, 2004 5:20:10 GMT -5
*dies* Leia, you are teh g3n1us!
I just thought of this as I was posting in "favourite Lyrics"...
A Lord Worth Dying For (sung to the tune of "A Girl Worth Fighting For" from the Disney movie "Mulan")
[Before the Battle at the Department of Mysteries, the DeathEaters are beginning to get cold feet....]
DeathEaters: It seems that we’re up a creek without a paddle...
Lucius: *glares* It would do you good to stop your senseless prattle!
DeathEaters: Like a Banshee’s shriek, we can’t defeat the likes of Dumbledore...
Lucius: *sigh* Use your common sense! We’ve a Lord worth dying for!
DeathEaters: *spoken* Huh?
Lucius: Where are your heads? *brandishes pimp cane* A Lord worth dying for! His heart is blacker than a herd of violent, starved Thestrals
Avery: My Lord is so benevolent... I’m shocked I’ve lived this far!
Bagman: Make sure not to stare at his lack of hair or his nose that’s snake-like... He’ll crush your self-respect and end your life! “Bow! Crucio! Grovel!”
DeathEaters: *shuddering* Eeeeurgh...
Rabastan: Progeny of Walpurgis Knights, we take back what is ours!
Rodolphus: And it’s high time that we killed off all the Aurors!
Bellatrix: Fresh out of Azkaban, with wands in hand, soon Muggle blood will pour! Find Potter’s son! For a Lord worth dying for!
Rookwood: *whispers* My Lord, it was all Avery’s fault!
Avery: *glares* For that, I’ll tan your hide!
Dolohov: No one’s managed to find Snape... Do you think that he’s a spy?
(thoughful silence)
DeathEaters: *shrugs* Nah!
Lucius: *smirks and flips his hair* My crafty ways and monthly payments bribed the Minister!
Nott: *grumbling* You're still an insufferable ass kisser... (Malfoy elbows him) Oof!
Rodolphus: I’ve survived Azkaban along with my wife and brother!
Bellatrix: Together we’ll make Neville loony like his mother! (maniacal laughter)
DeathEaters: We shall emerge from shadows unseen, to take the Prophecy orb!
Lucius: *raises pimp stick wand* Who is this for?
DeathEaters: *raising wands in unison* A Lord worth dying for!
Lucius: *under breath* Wish that I was...
DeathEaters: *charging Ministry halls* A Lord worth dying for!
Crabbe and Goyle Sr.: Hope we don’t die...
DeathEaters A Lord worth dying-- (Goes morbidly silent as they enter the Department of Mysteries)
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Post by Calavera Diablos on Apr 28, 2006 18:35:09 GMT -5
Since I love the Deatheaters so much, I had to post another song for them.
LeStrange Sung to the tune of "Gaston" from Beauty and the Beast
Peter: No one’s Big like LeStrange No one’s Sick like LeStrange
Rabastan: *rolling his eyes* No one’s head’s as incredibly thick as LeStrange’s!
Narcissa & Bellatrix: For there’s no man in England as bloody!
Lucius: Disturbed, a real mental case
Peter: You can ask any Crabbe, Nott, or Avery And they’d tell you with whom they would rather be chased!
Crabbe and Goyle: No one’s been like LeStrange In the clink like LeStrange
Mulciber: No one’s had runes burnt into his wrist like LeStrange!
Rodolphus: As an enemy, yes, I’m intimidating!
Peter:/b] My, what a guy, that LeStrange!
DeathEaters: Give five “Avada-Kedavras” Give twelve “Imperios”
Peter: LeStrange is the best and the rest are all schmoes
Alecto & Amycus: No one frowns like LeStrange Sits and pouts like LeStrange
Peter: In a shouting match, nobody shouts like LeStrange!
Narcissa & Bellatrix: For there’s no one as surly as Roddy
Rodolphus: As you see, I’ve got curses to spare
Peter: Not one bits of him’s sappy or lovey So every last muggle’s got something to fear
Greyback: No one smells like LeStrange!
Yaxley: Give’s ‘em hell like LeStrange!
Dolohov:/b] In a dueling match, no one hurls spells like LeStrange!
Rodolphus: I’m especially good at quick incantations Crucio!
Deatheaters: Ten points for LeStrange!
Rodolphus: When I was a lad, I killed four dozen Muggles Every morning to help me get mean And now that I’m grown, I kill five dozen Muggles and how I love to hear them all scream!
Bagman& Rookwood: No one hacks like LeStrange Wields an axe like LeStrange
Peter: Then goes sneaking around in a mask like LeStrange!
Rodolphus: *points to mounted heads* I use Muggles in all of my decorating!
Deatheaters: Say it again Who’s a man among men? And then say it once more Who’s the Deatheater next door? Who the super success Don’t you know? Can’t you guess? Ask his wife and his friends from the song Ge’s the best guy in town who’s shot aurors down
Peter: And his name L-E-S... L-E-S-T... L-E-S-T-R-U... aw.
Deatheaters: LESTRANGE!
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