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Post by Pkia on Feb 26, 2006 15:27:35 GMT -5
*stares wide-eyed at Pyro* Well, as much as I love a little Sands torture, perhaps it would be prudent to test the cannon first.
Where should we aim the watermelon at? Green is a Sytherin colour - how about at their commons? ;D
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Post by nancy on Feb 26, 2006 16:19:17 GMT -5
But... red is a Gryffindor color, and watermelons are red inside... and you know how they say what matters is on the inside? I say we aim the cannon to the Gryff commons... And then we can aim Sands anywhere.
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Post by Pkia on Feb 26, 2006 16:22:28 GMT -5
Haha, excellent logic, Nance... although, I don't want to get blamed for any damage You do it.
And while we're talking about cannons, I still haven't been able to think of a big event that the Circus/Fair could be about Any ideas?
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Post by nancy on Feb 26, 2006 16:26:05 GMT -5
Wow! I get to fire this thing?! Awesome! *jumps up and down* You're a wimp you! I mean, what could happen to the commons? They'll just smell like summer, right? And that's a good smell in the middle of winter!
Well.. it could be about cheese? Right? ¨ *prepares the cannon for launching* I think that if it were about cheese... well... everyone would LOVE it! Sooo much! Yes... we must do it about cheese... unless of course someone has a better idea. But that doesn't seem likely...
*Holds the instruction manual for the cannon upside down* Now how does one fire this thing...?
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Post by Pkia on Feb 26, 2006 16:32:08 GMT -5
Cheese? What circus event has cheese? No, I think we need something we can sell to get people involved... we've already auctioned off members. What about topic points? Or something else like that? Or would an auction be redundant?
*glares at Nancy* I am not a wimp. I just don't want to be responsible if we hit someone with it! Plus, I don't do work. I'm more of a management-type figure.
*rolls her eyes* Here... *grabs the instructions from Nancy* These? *she waves them in the air* are overrated. Never use instructions. Just start by pointing it towards the Gryffindor Commons...
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Post by nancy on Feb 26, 2006 16:36:38 GMT -5
Well... what if we sold the cheese? I mean, come on... wouldn't you buy cheese if it was for sale?
Bleh... that's what they all say.
Well... last time I neglected the instructions I sort of fired something towards me... and I don't want watermelon on me, I am NOT a Gryff or a Slyth ok? I'd like, say... blueberries on me. Or cheese. But that's not what's in this... *aims carefully and fires... the watermelon hits a Gryff common window and breaks it* Excellent! It's inside...
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Post by Me on Feb 26, 2006 16:39:43 GMT -5
*glares* Glaring at all times is getting exhausting could you all forget about torturing me? I really would appreciate it.
Management type? Since when?
*clears throat* Right, how about we distribute free juice boxes? We'll be all nice and they'll be all grateful. Next thing you know bam!
Hahaha. What if we built a brick wall in front of their entrance and walled them off?
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Post by nancy on Feb 26, 2006 16:41:00 GMT -5
Can it be apple juice?
And Sands... I would suggest you put on that helmet... you never know when you might get launched from a cannon, you know?
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Post by Me on Feb 26, 2006 16:47:50 GMT -5
Of course, apple juice in a box is only the best thing since sliced bread.
If you like this cannon idea so much why don't you go first then.
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Post by hermoine on Feb 26, 2006 16:49:02 GMT -5
*strides into the bin munching on a piece of watermelon* Mmm....summery goodness...and they say cheese is good.
*stops as she notices she's surrounded by Ravenclaws* Oh, you know I was just thinking of how mass distribution of cheese seems to be obsessing the youngsters today. I mean, we've come to cheese strings now as well...((I really don't like the sight of those things. They look so, icky-like )).
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Post by Me on Feb 26, 2006 16:56:30 GMT -5
*glares* Now look what you've all done to me, I'm becoming crazier by the minute. I don't think the presence of the whole of Ravenclaw House in one room with my is good for my health. I forgot how taxing you all can be. And worst of all I've been muttering to myself about not so hostile takeovers. I've never planned a non-hostile takeover. Takeovers are meant to be hostile.....
*blinks* Hello Hermione. I see you're eating watermelon.... did you have it tested before you tried it? Because last time we gave out food things went exactly as planned...
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Post by nancy on Feb 26, 2006 17:02:03 GMT -5
Well, I can't got because I'm the cannon... the cannon... the person who fires the cannon, alright!
Er... hermy... how did you come by that watermelon? Did it by any chance just sort of... fly in?
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Post by Me on Feb 26, 2006 17:16:21 GMT -5
Don't worry, I'll volunteer to canon you out of here and into the air. Think of it, you can wear a cape, it'll be like flying. Plus you can then proceed to invade area you land in. You can have blue flags and all.
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Post by nancy on Feb 26, 2006 17:19:55 GMT -5
Blue... blue flags? But... what makes you think I'd like to invade? What am I, an american? Goodness, these people... *shaking her head* Now if YOU want to invade something... well... you can get the blue flags... see there's... one two three... *hides one for her room* there's five flags and an empty flagpost here!
Besides... I like firing the cannon.
(ooc: the american part was not to be taken personally ok... it's just i finished my history homework and it's about the beginning of last century... draw conclusions)
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Post by Me on Feb 26, 2006 17:23:26 GMT -5
Now look, you've managed to confuse me....
Fine then, I guess I can invade the Gryff. Common Room by my lonesome... then I won't have to share power! This is a great idea. I'm so glad I thought of it.
Right... how about we...erm... what happened to all my good ideas?
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