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Post by nancy on Feb 26, 2006 17:24:52 GMT -5
Why did I confuse you?
Hey, if you invade the Gryff rooms, can I keep your bunk on the raven ones? I need someplace to put my cheese collection, I'm sure you understand...
Gum, anyone?
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Post by Me on Feb 26, 2006 17:27:45 GMT -5
Understand? Me? Of course I don't understand!
I don't think being understanding and flexible is written into my character. *checks script*
Nope! I refuse to understand and see things your way.
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Post by nancy on Feb 26, 2006 17:30:12 GMT -5
Great! You don't even know your lines!
Now you've ruined it! The whole thing is ruined because of you!
Look at the audience! Now we'll have to give their cheese and money back...
*cries disconsolately* all this hard, hard work for nothing...
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Post by Me on Feb 26, 2006 17:35:49 GMT -5
I've ruined the show? Look at yourself, you're the one who is bawling all over the place.
Furthermore, if these people had read the fine print they would know we don't do refunds. We also refuse liability if anyone runs onstage and tries to shoot themselves out of the canon.
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Post by nancy on Feb 26, 2006 17:38:33 GMT -5
I'm not bawling all over the place! Only like... over half the place. Don't patronize me. *stands up and stops crying* So we don't need to give back their cheese?
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Post by Me on Feb 26, 2006 17:42:53 GMT -5
I'm not patronizing you, I'm obviously condescending.
That is correct my hyperactive friend, we get to keep all the money. Let's be fair about dividing the spoils though. I know how dear the cheese is to you so you can keep it all and I'll get the money.
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Post by nancy on Feb 26, 2006 17:44:52 GMT -5
Well then, don't be condescending!
Wow... all the money... just for the two of us... I don't like your plan though. I better get half the money and half the cheese or else... I will... I will... I dunno, lemme think about that part of my evil plan and I'll get back to you, alright?
call my agent.
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Post by Me on Feb 26, 2006 17:49:06 GMT -5
Well then if I can't be patronizing or condescending what can I be? (Annoying isn't an option)
Ok fine, just don't draw too much attention to ourselves. We wouldn’t want everyone else to start thinking they deserve money and cheese.
I hate to break it to you, but I don't think you have an agent.
...... How would you like to buy my cheese?
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Post by nancy on Feb 26, 2006 17:51:51 GMT -5
Well... what about just being there?
I'll buy all your cheese for half my money,
what? I don't have an agent? Then who've I been giving so much cheese to? Oh goodness. I'm going to faint. *faints*
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Post by Me on Feb 26, 2006 18:02:16 GMT -5
What? You want me to just stand here and look like some sort of dork? That's not going to work out.
Half your money? Look at this cheese. Smell it. Surely it's worth all your money, and then some.
Ha, that's a bit funny actually. What you're saying is that someone tricked you and has been receiving cheese from you all this time? Hmmm. Maybe a partnership is in order with this unnamed individual...
Ah! Nancy fainted! What do I do? Should I be a good friend and help her? Or should I be a good me and run away with her cheese? Oh what to do?
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Post by nancy on Feb 26, 2006 18:07:41 GMT -5
*is layinf on the floor... Sands words seem to vaguely be there, meaning something very vague and surreal*
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Post by Me on Feb 26, 2006 18:15:42 GMT -5
Quick! How many fingers am I holding up?
*mutters to self* Where is a sack when you need one? Quick getaway?
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Post by nancy on Feb 26, 2006 18:18:31 GMT -5
*sits up in a sort of dizzy way*
Those are 7 fingers.
Do you have any cheese?
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Post by Me on Feb 26, 2006 18:21:39 GMT -5
*stares resentfully at the three fingers she is holding up* Fine, here, have the cheese.
You would need cheese, never mind alcohol to bring you back to reality you need smelly cheese.
OoOO! You can't stop my from sending you out of the canon now!
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Post by nancy on Feb 26, 2006 18:24:16 GMT -5
*eats the cheese*
Well, sure I can! I'm back to normal now! I just need some... some sugar, yeah!
*opens her backpack and takes out three apple juice boxes*
Haha. I will be superpowerful!
*drinks all three apple juiceboxes at the same time*
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