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Post by hermoine on Jul 9, 2005 16:03:08 GMT -5
Making gruesome looking adverts all over their house about how horrible the famous "Malfoy's kiss" can be, until they're scared to death of it. Then bring a boggart, so that every time they face it, it transforms into Malfoy trying to kiss them.
furry coat
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Jon
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Post by Jon on Jul 17, 2005 15:47:17 GMT -5
Transfigure Dudley into a furry coat that used to be petunias favourite
sofa
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Post by hermoine on Jul 18, 2005 2:53:47 GMT -5
Remove all the padding in the Dursleys' sofa, and fill it with yucky insects.(I wouldn't there dream sitting on it *shudder*)
birthday party
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Lucius
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Post by Lucius on Jul 18, 2005 22:16:38 GMT -5
Imperius them into having a BIRTHDAY PARTY with you (they'd love that)
(picture frame)
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Jon
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Post by Jon on Jul 21, 2005 11:03:05 GMT -5
Make a picture of dudders move from picture frame to picture frame
meat loaf
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Post by KoNeko on Jul 22, 2005 3:51:41 GMT -5
Make the meat loaf come alive on the plate and attempt to eat them instead.
Moon
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Post by Nie on Aug 7, 2005 21:51:33 GMT -5
Convince Dudley that the moon really is made of cheese and that it's the best kept wizarding secret there is so that he spends every night attempting to divise I way to get there and eat all the delicious cheese. trinket Whoops. Oh, I feel so bad.
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Post by KoNeko on Aug 8, 2005 3:17:19 GMT -5
Constantly refer to Petunia's REALLY expensive and new shiny jewlery merely as a "trinket" that you can pick up at the local store.
Money
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Sarah
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Post by Sarah on Aug 17, 2005 23:09:30 GMT -5
Prank call the Dursleys and announce they've won loads of money, making them get all excited and such...
nail file(s)
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Post by Nie on Sept 6, 2005 21:47:29 GMT -5
Charm and nail file to scrap itself against a blackboard just as Petunia and Vernon and drifting off to sleep in their bedroom.
pickle
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Post by KoNeko on Sept 7, 2005 1:27:42 GMT -5
Drench Dudley in PICKLE juice every day on his way to school.
Paper cuts
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Sarah
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Post by Sarah on Sept 8, 2005 22:12:17 GMT -5
While he's at school, charm any and all papers he touches to slice him, thus giving him paper cuts. *shudders*
portfolio
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Post by Nie on Sept 9, 2005 20:28:48 GMT -5
Charm Vernon's presentation portfoli so that everything in it is mirror image and no-one can understand it when they look at it.
jawbreaker
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Sarah
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Post by Sarah on Sept 9, 2005 21:49:03 GMT -5
heh heh.....give dudley a small jawbreaker that enlarges when saliva touches it....perhaps he'll choke. and then theyll have to go to the hospital, thus producing a large doctor's bill.
bobble-head
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Post by Nie on Nov 1, 2005 12:07:32 GMT -5
Jinx Dudley to make his head grow and turn into a bobble-head, like those little dogs you sit in your dashboard with their heads bobbling about.
lightbulb
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