How to Annoy the Dursleys

[Fluffy]

A KoNeko Game

Don't you just want to pop Dudley when he whines, the little spoilt pig? Wouldn't you like to kick the door out when Vernon locks Harry up? Dunno about you, but I have some frustration to vent with those... those... DURSLEYS.

So here's our chance ;D

We'll start with a word. Let's say... "soap." Player 1 has to invent a way to use this word to annoy the Dursleys. Let's say... "put stinksap in Aunt Petunia's liquid soap dispenser." Then Player 1 puts down a word for the next player to use (it can be any kind of word, not just nouns). So Player 1's post will look like this:

Put stinksap in Aunt Petunia's liquid soap dispenser.
(Garbage)

Player 2 then uses this word to annoy the Dursleys, and adds another word for Player 3:

When it's Dudders' week to take out the garbage, charm it so that it's even heavier than he is.
(Lemon)

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The last thread ended with...

koneko said:

Make every day on Dudley's CALENDAR a school day.

Fishing

hermoine said:

Make Dudley go FISHING, dressed in a clown costume, and when he has arrived, push him into the water.

line

lianne said:

make the dursley's stand in a LINE and hex them whenever they move

Top Hat

[hermoine]

When the Dursleys are going to a very important party, and are extremely elegantly dressed, put a spell on Vernon's hat so that every time he opens his mouth, a rabbit pops out from under his TOP HAT.


honey

[KoNeko]

Place HONEY in all the Dursley's shoes before they wear them.

Frog

[Fantasia]

Hide a FROG in a pot-pie and ship it to the Dursleys as a gift.

cookie

[hermoine]

Give Dudley a yummie chocolate chip cookie, which tastes like sour milk.

rubber

[Nie]

Jinx the Dursleys so that their legs turn to rubber and they can't use tem properly.

bagels

[Sarah]

Perform a spell to mold the bagels the second Petunia tries to eat them.

Odor-Eliminating Spray (like Glade, as an example)

[Nie]

Change the odur-eliminating spray with a spray that does exactly the opposite so that when Petunia uses it, she can't have any guests over due to the bad smell.

vines

[KoNeko]

Get some VINES to grow up one side of the house and around the other side until the house is uninhabitable due to structural damage.

Apricots

[Nie]

Make everything they taste and smell taste and smell of apricots. After months of nothing but apricots they'll be starving themselves and trying not to breathe.

soccer

[hermoine]

Lock the Dursleys up in a SOCCER ground for a whole week, make a recording saying "I must not hurt Harry", and keep it playing all the time.

purple

[Sarah]

Switch the body wash the family uses with PURPLE dye so that when they bathe, they'll be dyed purple!

fishing pole

[KoNeko]

Feed all the DURSLEYS by hanging their food off a FISHING POLE.

Dragon hide gloves

[hermoine]

Make the Dursleys wear a pair of DRAGON HIDE GLOVES each, and then put a charm on their gloves so they can't take them off.

rabbit hole

[specialnut16]

the dursley's are going on a walk and you create a RABBIT HOLE that leaads to the wizards world

Malfoy's kiss