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Post by Sphi on Oct 10, 2004 22:26:46 GMT -5
LOL! The shoe one and the potato one are hilarious! ;D
Funniest Thing:
"i now like abercrombie. why? 'cause their ads promote boylove!"
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Post by Calavera Diablos on Oct 13, 2004 2:00:09 GMT -5
After a rather disturbing night at Rage...
Sahri: Leave it to Juan to find the fairyest frickin' fairy in fairyland! Juan: I didn't, he found me!
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Post by KoNeko on Oct 13, 2004 3:48:28 GMT -5
Most anal-retentive thesis comment:
"Remember to put full stops at the end of your citations in your footnotes".
Nobody even reads the footnotes! And they're in size 8 font anyways!
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Post by Calavera Diablos on Oct 16, 2004 2:16:47 GMT -5
Funniest Me: eat some toast n eggs and the hangover should at least subside a bit Slade: i is drinking milk Slade: but I will eat those Slade: I didnt know Americans ate toast... hahah! Me: lmao!! what'd you think we ate instead? Slade: I thought you big apes may call it 'flamed yeast' or something
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Post by Nie on Oct 16, 2004 7:40:45 GMT -5
Most annoying thing I heard today...
Anna: Hey, you know... you look alot like Christina Ricci! Me: ((unenthused and rolling eyes)) Ummm... yeah. I get told that alot. Anna: It's cool, cos you're name is Christina too! Me: Yes, yes it is. Thanks for noticing. Anna: Wow. That makes you so cool. You can be my personal Christina Ricci look alike! And I can introduce you as Christina and I won't be lying! How cool is that?! Me: Not very. I have to go now... Dr Binkles needs worming...
Grrrr....
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Post by Lianne on Oct 18, 2004 11:08:49 GMT -5
the funniest thing i rememberedtoday :
as i was driving into town, i passed this spot where two dogs would always be playing and i laughed, because one time i wasdriving and i saw a third dog and it was white and i thought it was the ugliest dog i had ever seen, so i slowed down because they liked to chase cars and i realized that it was a GOAT!!
a goat and two dogs chasing cars
thats hilarious
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Post by Calavera Diablos on Oct 25, 2004 22:15:48 GMT -5
lmao a goat?!
Funniest:
"God, my love of good writing is so intense it's almost sexual. A few times, when I was reading something super, exceptionally good, I've actually caught myself pinching my nipples in ecstacy. Like just now. I should totally be a Librarian. I'd be one of those fantastical, super hot, all modesty on the outside but total sex animal on the inside, ones. Everyone would want me."
;D Sexy Librarian!
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Post by Lianne on Oct 27, 2004 16:58:28 GMT -5
hahah eah i goat. i laugh every time i drive bty there
and i laughed so hard when i read what you wrote, i was like what the L is up with that post!!
then i realized what thread i was reading.
thats hillarious!
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Post by Sphi on Nov 3, 2004 21:07:35 GMT -5
-_- est thing (saddest thing):
Oh, I know the answer! Harding. I always remember it because it's Harding-Cox. -- Randy
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Post by Calavera Diablos on Nov 4, 2004 4:14:55 GMT -5
Creepiest Thing I've heard: [While standing next to some huge stereo speakers blaring techno music...] Skye: "Jay! Jay! My penis! My penis is vibrating!" Me: ; Funniest Thing I've heard: [While watching the remake of "Dawn of the Dead"...] Sahri: *imitating Zombie Ho* Hey... Eat your brain, five dollars!
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Post by Nie on Nov 4, 2004 8:28:48 GMT -5
Most flattering thing I've heard all day:
Adam: "Xi, you put drugs in your cookies or something don't you?" Me: ... "What?!" Adam: "They're so addictive! I can't stop eating them! You're drugged cookies are gonna make me fat!!"
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Post by Zicdeh on Nov 9, 2004 3:57:43 GMT -5
Stupidest thing i've heard today.........
On some TV show: Person 1: What do you think the 21st century would be like if electricity had never been invented?
Person 2: well, for one thing, we would all be watching TV by candlelight....
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Post by Calavera Diablos on Dec 14, 2004 0:21:22 GMT -5
Funniest convo:
Maxwelldemon: I'm finished with them. me and Karen sat bitching about the bigoted cunts practically all night Me: lol I'll try my best. sometimes I wonder why I bother anymore. Maxwelldemon: i'm tempted to put 'we are your doctors, your dentists.... we are........ *jazz hands* EVERYWHERE' Me: i know, seriously. they act like homosexuality is so new. Maxwelldemon: I know. Kaz' post pointed that out. They're just gonna go 'uhhhh oh..yeah but i dont hate gays still.... uhhhh' Me: LOL! if they say that, I'm so resorting to thier language Uh, like, d00d, like, da homos aren't gonna attack j00s, totally.man.
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Post by zarafenolen on Dec 16, 2004 16:13:40 GMT -5
crazyesst thing i herd/saw today...
In the year 12 v 13 footy match, firstly the y12 keep sneeking on extra players till they were up to 14 players! Then when the ref finaly noticed and threw them all off they sauted off saying "Sir had cow!" Which was very funny at the time! lol
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Post by Calavera Diablos on Dec 21, 2004 4:23:15 GMT -5
Funniest Convo Wild: dude, be firm with this guy or he'll be sacrificing chickens to a candlelit altar of you Lucky: LOL, well, its just strange..... very strange.... Wild: if strange means potentially dangerous and sickly humourous and something I can definitely abuse for my first semi-autobiographical novel Lucky: LOL u whore! fine fine, I give u permission to use it Wild: lmao, i love you Lucky: Ha ha, I love u too. and I let u use my unusual circumstances to make large sums of money Wild: oh hush, I'll give you a cut once it becomes a national bestseller
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