|
Post by Sphi on Dec 29, 2004 1:27:06 GMT -5
This was from about a 1 1/2 weeks ago. Must amusing overheard conversation:
Guy: *in Greek accent* My name is Strato. I will haunt you. Girl: *laughs* I smile like a clown.
|
|
|
Post by Nie on Dec 29, 2004 4:38:19 GMT -5
Funniest thing at work today. Me: I'm going to the bathroom. Neetu: Bring me back a present! Me:
|
|
|
Post by En on Dec 29, 2004 9:53:24 GMT -5
Hehe. Weirdest thing at my work lately: when I say I'm going to the bank, this one friend of mine always answers, "If they're handing out free samples, get me one."
Although actually, the cake-taker this past week was this nice father of two kind of guy reading the spines of the Bobbsey Twins books I have out on sale, and he's like, "The Bobbsey Twins at Big Bear Pond... The Bobbsey Twins and Baby May... Oh look! The Bobbsey Twins Convert to Islam!"
|
|
|
Post by Ritsu on Jan 4, 2005 10:03:26 GMT -5
Today's most stupid conversation heard on the bathroom between two girls:
Girl 1: Ohhh... I feel like eating a lollipop, won't you come with me to the cafeteria? Girl 2: A lollipop? You crazy? Don't be fat!
Don't be fat?
|
|
|
Post by d on Jan 4, 2005 11:31:55 GMT -5
Stupidest thing... Houston, Texas has just passed a new law making it mandatory to get any vehicle that has stopped on a freeway or tollway for any reason (flat tire, stalled, etc.) off that freeway or tollway within 6 minutes. The vehicle cannot even remain on a wide shoulder! It must either be back in action or towed away within that time. I was praised for the speed at which I changed the tire on a Toyota SUV last week. I took a total of 9 minutes, including the time taken to remove the spare from from its mount and place the flat tire in its place - not to mention the actual tire change! A NASCAR pit technician even got on the news and said that 6 minutes was way to short a time to expect of people, and who's fault is it if a tow truck gets caught in traffic? By the way, it took me more than 6 minutes to write this
|
|
|
Post by Sphi on Jan 6, 2005 1:10:33 GMT -5
Funniest thing:
(during Accounting...a very boring class )
*my classmate Travis has his head down on his desk*
Mr. IV: *walks over to his desk* Travis. Travis: *lifts head slowly* I'm listening. I'm just not looking.
|
|
|
Post by Sphi on Jan 15, 2005 0:52:42 GMT -5
Funniest/Human-est thing:
"Only if you write something really...destructively...destructive. *long pause* I got, like, two hours of sleep last night." - my English teacher
|
|
|
Post by nancy on Jan 16, 2005 0:09:56 GMT -5
Stupidest thing:
Me and my friends were at the movies, when suddendly the screen went totally black, the EXIT and Emergency Exit signs disappeared, and two small lights went up. Everything was very, very dark. And suddendly:
Did the lights just go out!!?
Truest thing: My math teacher to me, after I failed a quiz and got a 7.8 on an exam.
MT: Well, what happened? Me: I ... didn't do too well? MT: Well, you're a smart girl, but that won't give you everything. Adults don't make a living just by being smart, you know? They gotta work for it. You gotta work for your math grades.
I mean, maybe that's obvious to everybody else, but I'd *never* looked at it that way...
|
|
Jameson
Slytherin Alumni
Beyond Redemption
Posts: 1,134
|
Post by Jameson on Jan 17, 2005 3:24:20 GMT -5
My mother is the best for coming out with funny things. I could probably fill a topic with the strange things she says. During a New Years Eve lecture on the dangers of too much alcohol. "The worst thing you can do is go out eating on an empty stomach."
Phone conversation between me and a friend:
Me: Help, I'm lost I can't find your house. Bog: Where are you? Me: I'm outside the Red Cow pub. Bog: Which direction are you facing? Me: .....Forwards
|
|
|
Post by Nie on Jan 20, 2005 7:24:03 GMT -5
Funniest thing I heard today:
Rohan: "Xi..."
Me: "Yeah?"
Rohan: "You're still anally retentive in all the good ways."
Me: "Thanks, Rohan. I appreciate that."
|
|
|
Post by KoNeko on Jan 20, 2005 22:47:40 GMT -5
Funiest thing the other day:
Family Law Lecturer: Anyway, this is my mantra:
"Only marry for money... and then only if the other person has more money than you."
|
|
Isbister15
Gryffindor Alumni
Mmmm...chocolate
Posts: 5,082
|
Post by Isbister15 on Jan 20, 2005 23:19:56 GMT -5
Last week while we were talking about Martin Luther King, Jr. I held up a book about him with his picture on the front. Danielle (who is 5) looked at it and said, "Is that David Hasselhoff?"
|
|
|
Post by Rue on Jan 21, 2005 0:10:26 GMT -5
I was in my Yates class today and my professor already says lots of creepy things and whatnot. So the weird quote of his from today...
Professor: You could send this book to the White House and they'd despise it because it demolishes the concept of a perfect suburban lifestyle.
Student: Well, why don't you mail it to them then?
Professor: I can't, but you can. I'm already on their list... the IRS is watching me and that affects my whole life and the lives of my children and grandchildren. I'm on the list because I didn't pay my taxes during Vietnam and they're still watching me everywhere I go.
(It was so hard for me to get through the last hour and a half of class after he said that without cracking up.)
|
|
|
Post by Sphi on Feb 18, 2005 22:52:40 GMT -5
Lamest thing:
English teacher: So I heard that today is supposed to be Senior ditch day... Anuj: I heard about it last night from a junior.
|
|
Isbister15
Gryffindor Alumni
Mmmm...chocolate
Posts: 5,082
|
Post by Isbister15 on Feb 27, 2005 18:58:24 GMT -5
Funniest thing I saw today.... An I [heart] Josh Groban bumper sticker. Yes, I realize there's nothing particularly funny about that, and he's a great singer, but just seeing that on the back of a caravan had me in hysterics.
|
|