Natz
Ravenclaw Alumni
Posts: 4,269
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Post by Natz on Mar 20, 2004 10:22:49 GMT -5
Funniest line from a tv programme this week.
'Instead of the stalingrad purges and the divorce it could be about losing a ballon'
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Jameson
Slytherin Alumni
Beyond Redemption
Posts: 1,134
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Post by Jameson on Mar 20, 2004 12:28:22 GMT -5
Conversation with a friend about ear piercing:
Lou: I have my lobes pierced twice I was thinking of getting another part of my ear done.
Me: Oh really? Which part?
Lou: I'm not sure what it's called - it's the part that's attached to your head.
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S.S Tigress
Slytherin Alumni
Shots in the dark from empty guns, never heard by anyone
Posts: 1,345
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Post by S.S Tigress on Mar 20, 2004 12:57:32 GMT -5
jed: let's watch the midnight movie. me: what time? i swear i meant to say "which one?" I dont know what it was, but I finally read that today and I just laughed so hard I almsot fell out of my chair. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Funny-est quote(s) from my History Teacher: "Whoa...that was almost bumper sticker-worthy" "We are the dirty kitchen counter and Jesus is the sponge!" (on Plato's parable of the cave) "so the enlightened guys were all 'look real peanut butter!' but the other guys were all 'no man the shadow peanut butter is real, it's the truth.' but then the enlightened ones said 'no man this is real peanut butter look, you can even taste it!' "
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Fox Birch
Gryffindor Alumni
beauty lost
Posts: 7,556
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Post by Fox Birch on Mar 20, 2004 19:25:20 GMT -5
LOL! i'm glad you enjoyed it, tigress. okay so this was yesterday, but i thought it was hilarious: i was in the room of these four girls and one of them turns to me after about an hour of talking and says, very seriously, "wait... so when did you come in?" yeah. i was sad.
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Post by Rue on Mar 25, 2004 23:52:32 GMT -5
Last night I came into the room at around 10:30pm. My roommate said that my mom had called, and I had to call her back right away. I asked her why, and she told me the conversation she'd had with my mom when she'd called.
My mom: Tell [Rue] to call me as soon as she gets back. It's urgent. Roommate: Okay, I'll leave her a message. Why does she need to call? My mom: Her little sister lost her calculator and [Rue] might know where it is.
(What?!) It was so funny. After Camelia got off the phone she just started laughing, because why in the world would I know where Air lost her calculator? So, I called back my mom, and I took out my calculator (which I haven't touched in months) to check if it had a certain key on it. And then I dropped it on the floor and forgot about it. So today I was cleaning my room, and I picked up the calculator to put it away. I saw something in it though, between the calculator lid thinger and the piece of paper describing how to use it. I pulled it out, and it was my friend Rebecca's old student I.D. card.
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Post by Sphi on Mar 26, 2004 1:36:33 GMT -5
Funniest things I heard today:
Joe: I'm going to read this packet a hundred times over spring break. Ricky: And people call me a dork. Hicks: You're really awful! Joe: Yeah, Ricky. *keeps going on and on...* Hicks: Okay, now you're getting annoying... Ricky: *celebrating* YES! Hicks: Jeez...you're really... Phil: Evil. Hicks: Is that the word I'm looking for?
"I'm always sad when this class is over. I have to take off my skirt." -- Matt
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ruby
1st Year
Posts: 77
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Post by ruby on Mar 28, 2004 14:52:14 GMT -5
This is from when i was in the parking lot at disney world (Random Person): No honey we have to leave the walrus in the car! My sister thought it was really funny she wouldn't stop laughing. And this isn't erally somthing to hear as much as you would have to see it. I was at a wake (? the thing where one of your relitives dies) And after like everyone left, just my mom my grandma and some others where there. The sadness had gone away and everyone was feeling pretty good (probably since there were 16 bottles of wine) I took one of those sword tooth pick things and twirled it up in my hair. when i tryed to take it out, it was stuck. So i go outside to where all the adults are and i say to my mom, "mom I think i have a tooth pick stuck in my hair" Then everyone at the table starts laughing at me as my mom is craking up trying to get it out. And my aunt says, "don't worry dear, it's cause we're blond" Yea thats great. I'm just special.
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Post by Sphi on Mar 28, 2004 15:12:05 GMT -5
Weirdest Spam mail I've read today...or for a while now:
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See what I mean? Can anyone make any sense of it?
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Post by Rue on Apr 8, 2004 15:58:54 GMT -5
My roommate's boyfriend: "[Darn] it! I cooked the chicken again!"
(He's playing a computer game... )
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Post by Sphi on Apr 8, 2004 18:33:53 GMT -5
Most random/weirdest thing I heard today:
"I'll simulate your density."
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Post by Rue on Apr 8, 2004 19:58:10 GMT -5
Ha! So, last night...
Roommate: Skittles. Taste the rainbow. Her Boyfriend: I'll taste your rainbow.
It made me think of what Nialle said once... how in college hir friends would say very random things in flirtatious ways.
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Post by Sphi on Apr 9, 2004 0:57:27 GMT -5
Haha! Rue, we're surrounded by the same kind of weird people! ;D Yeah, that's the same way my friend said it, except it wasn't so much flitatious as it was creepy.
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Fox Birch
Gryffindor Alumni
beauty lost
Posts: 7,556
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Post by Fox Birch on Apr 9, 2004 1:58:54 GMT -5
odd-est thing i've heard today:
"chuck norris makes life worth living!" ~jack
...or most disturbing-est. oO
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Calavera Diablos
Ravenclaw Alumni
Draws grown men wearing underpants outside their trousers
Posts: 1,547
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Post by Calavera Diablos on Apr 11, 2004 23:31:04 GMT -5
Nerdiest Arguement I've had today:
[I'm sorting Warhammer 40K blister packs in the comic shop while a customer's child is playing with some loose figurines on a display table.] Me: Hey, careful with those Orcs, big guy! Child's Father: Excuse me? Those are OBVIOUSLY GeneStealers. Me: Oh? My mistake, they looked like Orcs from here. Child's Father: *rolls eyes* Hello? They're PURPLE. Me: *restraining self from commiting homicide* Last I checked, the GeneStealers were green... Child's Father: *sighs* You're new, aren't you?
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Post by Will on Apr 15, 2004 19:57:34 GMT -5
Funniest thing I read today:
Inigo was in Despair.
Hard to find on the map...
--Buttercup's Baby
I don't know... I just found that amusing.
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