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Post by KoNeko on Feb 27, 2004 0:43:40 GMT -5
*laughs* En, if I dialed 911 here, nothing would happen because our emergency number I think is 000. ;D
(Wow. What a nice, un-pushy telemarketer. )
"I want to play the Clothes-On-Clothes-Off game." (My sister, referring to a video game where you can buy kinds of armour for your character and dress them. Out of context, it's just wrong.)
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Post by potterknowitall on Feb 27, 2004 17:21:05 GMT -5
Stupidest Comment of the Day
A: 'Didn't Shakespeare help in the translation of the King James bible?'
Wha- ? Twit.[/size]
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Post by Mikki on Feb 27, 2004 17:39:33 GMT -5
Stupidist thing i heard today I'm korean. no your not yes i am u do't even know where korea is yes i do. it's right next to the carribean. it's one of those little tropical islands. unfortunatly, i said that.
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Post by Tonks - Back for A Spell on Feb 27, 2004 21:35:26 GMT -5
When did you have that convo, Rei? Funniest Thing: Primeo Lo Nuestro (Like a Spanish Grammy Awards): *translated* You know how you dance for rap music? Its sort of when you get your hand wet with water and your trying to shake it off... Also when you get gum stuck on your forefinger, your middle finger and your thumb and you want it to come off... Stupidest thing lately: I called for Adelphia Power Link Maintenance and I was done talking to the guy and he said: "Well, do you have any other questions, (Tonks)?" "No." I stayed on the line. Waiting for him to hang up. "Umm...Do you have ANY other questions, (Tonks)?" "Umm...Not really." I'm sitting there tapping my fingers on a table waiting for him to hang up. "(Tonks). I cannot hang up.." "OHH!" *click*
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Fox Birch
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beauty lost
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Post by Fox Birch on Feb 28, 2004 16:38:46 GMT -5
okay, yeah, we were really gone last night. ----- me: that soap is looking really appetizing right now. ----- jed: wait. spell it like lassie, not lassie. ----- gone juan: oh no, he's catching the evil sperm ball monster! ----- jacko: SWEET! i'm a ghost now! me: no jack, you're dead. jacko: ... me: ...that's bad. ----- jed: let's watch the midnight movie. me: what time? i swear i meant to say "which one?"
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Fantasia
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ale teraz wiem
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Post by Fantasia on Feb 28, 2004 17:08:17 GMT -5
My stupidest answer: When asked one of those questions where you have like 1 second to answer by my agraculture techer: ag teacher:Livestock consists of animals kept in captivity for a purpose. What id the opposite of livestock? (of course, the answer was wildlife, but i responded) fantasia: deadstock? I'm afraid it's true... oddly enough i aced that class, because we did a flora quiz, which I scorred very well on, evntually taking a state level test, mostly naming different plants and trees. I placed third in the state and got a nifty trophy. neye-eh.
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Post by En on Mar 1, 2004 12:55:18 GMT -5
This was the opening band for the Nields last night -- Common Rotation.
SINGER: So we don't really have any love songs. GUITARIST: This is kind of our anti-love-song. *they jump off the stage and sing off-mic & unplugged, a sort of country-ish tune*
Who keeps on trustin' you When you been cheatin' Spendin' your nights on the town? Who keeps on sayin' That he still wants you After you're through runnin' round?
wait for it....
Well God does, but I don't. God will -- but I won't.
And that's the difference Between God and me.
*dies* ;D
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Calavera Diablos
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Draws grown men wearing underpants outside their trousers
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Post by Calavera Diablos on Mar 2, 2004 3:38:52 GMT -5
Dumb-est conversation I've had today:
Mum: Honey, you need to buy more jeans. The bottoms are all torn up and fringy from your shoe heels. Me: So? Mum: Well, like I said, they're tattered and ripped. Me: Are the edges of the legs supposed to be covering my ass? Mum: No. Me: Then what's the problem?
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Post by Rue on Mar 2, 2004 18:08:54 GMT -5
I was in First Year Seminar today, and we were talking about Buddhism.
Diana: I can't remember what it's called, but what's that thing where all things are connected?
Two people answer at the exact same time: The Force?
;D
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Fox Birch
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beauty lost
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Post by Fox Birch on Mar 7, 2004 20:02:03 GMT -5
so we were poking fun at em's mother, how she thinks that her daughter's wild and crazy and having sex with everyone and how it's only a matter of time before she gets pregnant. paul: i'm ovulating finger man! ----- we were drinking 40s down in AI; spence and heather had mickey's and jed got stuck with old english. jed: i'm not black enough to be drinking old english. he's very white, by the way.
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Post by Lianne on Mar 7, 2004 21:56:16 GMT -5
STUPIDEST thing i've said today:
(actually it was last night and my mother had given me this cold medicine and i was right gone, my pupils took over my iris's property )
Me: wow man, i hate this, is it spelled like scary or scarry? Jon: why? me: i dunno, see scare sounds like stari so therefore the bloody word should be spelled scair not scare, that what when i say it was scairy i would know how to spell it. Jon: Lianne, go to bed
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Post by Rubes on Mar 7, 2004 23:46:43 GMT -5
Funniest comment today ((From my Uni Lecturer))
State governments can't make their own armies.....so there won't be Stormtroopers roaming our streets ready to try and capture the rest of Australia....except Tasmania. No one wants Tasmania.
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Fox Birch
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beauty lost
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Post by Fox Birch on Mar 8, 2004 6:27:19 GMT -5
Fox: LOL! Fox: OMG! Fox: LMAO! Fox: *asphyxiates* Cally: yeah, you like dat doncha beeytch? Fox: LMAO! Fox: you have no. idea. how *censored*in FUNNY that whole thing was. Fox: i'm stoned. i see "flute" and "i can play." a link with the word ewan in it. i stare at the link, type in "wft?" to which you respond with "are you not impressed? he play that... shiny thing that you can probably play" so i click on the link. it's a baritone horn. Fox: and i can play it.
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Natz
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Post by Natz on Mar 8, 2004 15:35:30 GMT -5
Stupidest comment from a uni open day. and daftess policy.
'We tend to find that students here would prefer not to study anything new'
My rating of the uni went down. Anyone suprised?
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Post by potterknowitall on Mar 10, 2004 15:58:51 GMT -5
Strangest Comment of the Day
Aaron: "Alright, today I'll be reading from Daniel's 6 - Daniel and the Lion's Den." Mr. D: (slow grin spreads across his face) "Heeeerrre kitty kitty kitty..."
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