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Post by Lianne on Jan 29, 2004 17:29:50 GMT -5
hahah im from murillo ontario, Pop like 150. lol its a small tiny village outside of thunder bay. i know how you feel
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Post by Nie on Jan 30, 2004 6:39:00 GMT -5
Most unexpected-est thing I heard today while sitting in Starbucks with Rohan:-
Rohan: You do realise don't you. Me: Realise what? Rohan: That's you're going to have to get into Warhammer or something like it, Like the Lord of the Rings games. Me: Yeah, I know. You've got me pretty sucked in. Rohan: Yeah, but you have a natural talent for it. You can base a whole army in a single sitting! Me: I still don't get what's so great about that. Rohan: The fact that I can't and I'm terribly jealous.
Funniest thing I heard today:-
Rohan: When was the best sleep you ever had? Me: I don't know. I rarely sleep well. Probably the sleep I had during mt surgery. Rohan: I think the best sleep I ever had was the last time I had a wet dream. I woke up at just the right moment. *dopey boyish grin*
*this is where I collapsed in hysterics*
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Post by En on Jan 30, 2004 13:15:22 GMT -5
Dorkiest reference from last night (not including the bits with Robin and her spouse, since they are chock full of dorkaliciousness):
Rig: You want some tea? Me: Sure. Rig: *flips through tea packets* Same, same, same.... Me: What kind is it? Rig: Tea. Earl Grey. Hot.
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Calavera Diablos
Ravenclaw Alumni
Draws grown men wearing underpants outside their trousers
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Post by Calavera Diablos on Jan 30, 2004 18:57:38 GMT -5
Funniest convo about my personality I've had today
Me: For starters, you can decide whether you wanna make out with me or not Fox: *laughs* You nasty. Horny at the most inappropriate times. Me: *shrugs* What?
Funniest Convo with my dad in... years. Dad: *leans over* What are you doing? Me: Writing. *typing* Dad: *still trying to look* Is this why you're on the computer so much? Me: *moving laptop* Yes. Dad: *leans more* What the story about? Me: *moving more* Prison. Like Shawshank Redemption. Dad: Cool. Me: *closing ibook* Don't LOOK, goddamit! Dad: Why not? Me: You don't let me hover over your shoulder when you're writing your cowboy stories! Dad: *pouting and folding his arms* Hmph.
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Post by Rue on Jan 30, 2004 21:59:25 GMT -5
Funny thing I heard a few days ago from my friend Allison:
In 7th grade they had to keep journals in her Spanish class, so one time she wrote about how she and her parents keep her little sister locked up in a cage in the basement. Allison writes really crazy silly spanish stories all the time. So she got her journal back, and next to it her teacher had written, "Is this true?"
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Fox Birch
Gryffindor Alumni
beauty lost
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Post by Fox Birch on Feb 1, 2004 1:05:05 GMT -5
Funny-est thing I've heard today:
"You're a right wanker, Tay."
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Natz
Ravenclaw Alumni
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Post by Natz on Feb 1, 2004 7:24:39 GMT -5
Funniest thing.
'leaves always fall pointing northwards'
Courtesy of my brother
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Post by En on Feb 2, 2004 12:29:34 GMT -5
Terrifying-est thing:
Me: (blah explanation blah)... so my patronus would be a horse. Rig: What would my patronus be? Me: Well, what kind of animal would you feel that kind of connection with? Rig: Maybe a wolf... probably more a whatever... Me: A whatever? Rig: Like Gonzo. Me: [cracks up] Me/Rig: [singing] This seems familiar / Vaguely familiar.... Rig: I hate to break it to you... but that makes you a chicken. Me: Rat. Rig: Chicken. Me: Rat. Rig: Chicken. Me: Rat!
[ad nauseam]
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Post by Tange-Rhi-ne, Tange-Rhi-ne on Feb 2, 2004 14:23:25 GMT -5
Least sense-making...est?...thing I've heard today
(walking home from school with my friend)
Me : You just slipped on the ice; walk on the freakin' snow. Friend : But I'll get more snow in my shoes. Me : You already said your feet are numb! Friend : Yeah but...I feel safer on the ice.
*shrugs*
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Post by Rue on Feb 3, 2004 21:38:17 GMT -5
I was attempting to organize my papers today () and I found a short conversation I'd written down after having it with my roommate in December.
Rue: [working on writing a paper for Physical Geography] But then it won't flow!
Camelia: “It’s a science paper, not a language paper. I tried to make my physics paper flow. It flowed right into a D+”
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Post by En on Feb 4, 2004 12:35:48 GMT -5
Concerning a 198? baby-blue Dodge half-ton belonging to my grandfather, who used it on the farm.
Me: Hey, take it. The price is right. Cousin Brian: Free trucks that eat 4 miles to the gallon are not free. Me: You could trade it in. It's not in that bad of shape. You might even get extra credit for the scrap iron in the back. Brian: I'd go bankrupt on the way to the dealer. Me: At least it would be a fun drive. Decent horsepower. Brian: Maybe when they bought it, when we were what, TWO? Me: Oh come on. I've driven it. You may have to hit the accelerator like you mean it, but.... Brian: Zero to sixty in late May!
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Post by potterknowitall on Feb 5, 2004 15:44:36 GMT -5
Best Statement:
T: The real "bad"s in society today are being poor, being ugly, and being old. R: Well, I guess it's a good think I'm not old!
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Post by Sphi on Feb 5, 2004 21:28:21 GMT -5
What an awesome thread. I always gather a ton of random/hilarious/touching quotes during the day. But I'm pretty sure no one will ever get what I'm talking about, like with this first one.
Stupidest thing I've said all day (in an IM convo):
Funniest things I've heard all day:
[/i]...you're already going to Hell." -- my history teacher *after finishing his opening statement for a debate* "You have been served." -- Joe "So I'm 0 for 1." -- Chris, in his rebuttle "You have an excellent vocabulary...for a math teacher." -- Victoria[/ul][/color]
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Post by Rue on Feb 7, 2004 13:40:03 GMT -5
Today I was talking to my roommate. We were talking about how her boyfriend sleeps in here pretty much every night, and she was worried that I'd mind, but I don't at all, so I said that I didn't, and that I sleep so deeply I don't even notice if he comes in late or anything. So she said that once he said, "[Rue] sleeps like [my roommate] when he's drunk." ;D
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Fox Birch
Gryffindor Alumni
beauty lost
Posts: 7,556
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Post by Fox Birch on Feb 7, 2004 17:15:54 GMT -5
you know? this isn't really that funny. but, man, how i laughed when it happened.
the most simply amusing-est thing i've heard today:
Fox: oh no! she is there too! Fox: *scowels* Cala: I know! BOOO Fox: ...scowls? Fox: SCOWLS Cala: LOL Fox: ha. Cala: *snort* ooh, that was really scary Fox: *falls over* silence, harlot.
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