DonnieDarko
5th Year
Why do you wear that stupid bunny suit?
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Post by DonnieDarko on Feb 28, 2005 3:48:53 GMT -5
Funniest Thing I Saw/Heard
13 states have decided that High School Classes need to be harder...and that the necessary graduation credits needed have to be higher...
those states are... ar - Arkansas ga - Georgia in - Indiana ky - Kentucky la - Louisiana ma - Massachusetts mi - Michigan nj - New Jersey oh - Ohio or - Oregon pa - Pennsylvania ri - Rhode Island tx - Texas and others are said to join...
the funny part - My sister-in-law start highschool next year. and California is going to join(i live in Cali)
Coolest Thing I Heard
hundreds of people look for a 9yr old girl named Jessica in Florida who disappeared from her house...they ignored heavy rain and a tornado watch.
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Post by hermoine on Feb 28, 2005 3:56:38 GMT -5
*tries to find a suitable word to describe it*
I think Stupidest Thing would suit it fine.
I was doing the write-up for a survey I'm doing on Pollution. There was a question stating, "In your opinion, what can be done to decrease the levels of pollution in the community?" This guy's response was "Destroy the human raze"(that is a spelling mistake by the way. He just wrote it that way.) Either he didn't want to fill it out, or he's real stupid.
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Post by nancy on Mar 1, 2005 21:35:22 GMT -5
coolest thing I've heard today
Me: "Ana!! you're my favourite 1 meter 40 friend!" (that's like... 4 feet and a half? I think) Ana: Nancy! I am 1 meter 45!
most embarrasing thing I've heard today
Art teacher: ... and as we can see here, this student used complimentary colors... and the pear is very original, as it seems to be floating out of nowhere and has a thick black line around it. (talking about my weird painting)
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Post by Nie on Mar 4, 2005 4:12:19 GMT -5
Most random thing I've heard today:
LOZ: Hey Chris...
ME: Mmm...?
LOZ: The Marshmallows are coming to get you!! (Loz proceeds to throw marshmallows at me, then dab me with them so I have lots of white spots all over my black uniform)
ME: Why the hell did you feel you had to do that?
LOZ: Because... I've always wanted to, and I'm going to Canada for a year next week, so it seemed the appropriate time. That, and the marshmallows told me they were after you.
ME: Whatever you had before you came to work today, I want some... Now.
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Post by Sphi on Mar 5, 2005 2:01:11 GMT -5
Strangest, most resolute thing I heard today...and therefore, funniest:
"Well, I think Catullus is like a dog."
;D
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Post by KoNeko on Mar 5, 2005 23:52:04 GMT -5
Most obscure thing I heard (yesterday, actually) at the Legal Service (paraphrased, for confidentiality reasons!):
Me: So, why are you here? Client: My neighbour has a cat. Me: Ooookay... that's nice... but that's not a legal problem. How can I help you with this matter? Client: The cat doesn't like my neighbour. It likes me more. I want the cat to like my neighbours because they are his owners.
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Post by Zicdeh on Mar 7, 2005 4:25:20 GMT -5
Wow, they've really got 'em all down there in Melbourne
On the NationStates forums: The Imperial Navy: oi, i have a feeling that this JesusSaves person may just be a parody.
JesusSaves: I do not care what you think. You cannot even spell parrot.
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Post by Sphi on Mar 12, 2005 20:27:54 GMT -5
A classmate of mine just got his college admission letter on Thursday, so he was letting us see it yesterday. There was a line that I rather liked...
Most refreshing thing (I read): "We saw no reason to delay in letting you know..."
*grin* If you've ever gone through this, you'd know what I mean...
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Post by hermoine on Mar 20, 2005 11:48:08 GMT -5
We were asking one of our teachers to sign our shirts for us because it's the end of school for us, and one of them suggested this:
Funniest thing I heard:
Roses are red, violets are blue, Friends are important, but dreams are too. So get back to sleep.
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Post by KoNeko on Mar 22, 2005 1:59:06 GMT -5
Most frustrating and stupid thing I heard for a while:
Me (telephoning Georgia State University for my application): Hi, I'm calling from Australia. Could you please check that all my application materials have arrived?
Stupid woman on the other end: Uh, could you call back later because someone is at my computer now.
Me (trying not to sound like I'm about to strangle her): Um, I'm sorry, this is an INTERNATIONAL call, could you please just kick them off for one second?
Stupid woman on the other end: I don't know anything about your file anyway.
Me: Maybe that's because I haven't told you my name yet-
Stupid woman on the other end: Please hold.
(then she puts me on hold for five minutes and transfers me to an answering machine!! ARGH!! )
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Post by Lianne on Apr 2, 2005 10:39:57 GMT -5
Sweetest thing i heard
My teacher that i wrote a letter for, never mentioned to me ever recieving the letter, but i wasnt looking for a reply, i knew he had gotten it by the way he talked to me. Always making sure i was douing alright and such.
The other day i went to visit my teachers and my high school and he said to me:
"Lianne you know what i found the other day? It brought me to tears"
Me-- "Whats that?"
"The letter that you wrote me."
It made me feel good that he still hass it
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Post by Sphi on Apr 14, 2005 18:30:46 GMT -5
I'm well aware that these won't make any sense to anyone else. You had to be there.
Funniest thing: "I can hire as many ice creams as I want...to work in my belly." -- Steve
Cutest thing: Andy: For the first question, don't you need...? Teacher: *in a whisper* Well, yeah. But you know... *gestures to Matt* Andy: *pats Matt on back*
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Calavera Diablos
Ravenclaw Alumni
Draws grown men wearing underpants outside their trousers
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Post by Calavera Diablos on Jun 17, 2005 0:52:12 GMT -5
Dumbest Thing I have heard today (and I've heard it all):
"Yeh, so like, you gots any 4 or 5 carat diamond rings? I don't wanna spend more than 100 dollars though."
Obviously this customer didn't know the first thing about diamonds (or maybe he was simply not familiar with what we call the real world).
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Post by KoNeko on Aug 29, 2005 14:09:26 GMT -5
Easily the stupidest/most uninformed/funniest thing I heard yesterday:
Tony (Grad student guy from Tenessee): So, you're from Australia huh? Me: Yes. Tony: *looks at my watch, which is in army time* Do they have 24 hours in Australia? Me: Jay (another friend): Yeah, and they just recently descended from trees. Actually, they have 12 hours in a day and seven hundred days in a year. Tony: Really?!
Dude. This guy is a graduate student! It turns out he was trying to ask if we used 24 hour time in Australia, but just worded it VERY wrongly.
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Post by Benjamin Kingsley on Aug 30, 2005 6:41:32 GMT -5
Strangest/funniest thing ive heard today One of my friends whose mother is a total hippy belly dancer was on the radio talking about the ghost she met in perth on some spiritual journey...zicdeh can back me up on that!
Another funny thing
My teacher: stuart find the syllabus ( reffering to a sheet ) My friend matt: who rides the silly bus?
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