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Post by Will on Oct 16, 2005 14:53:21 GMT -5
This is the funniest conversation I had with a friend of mine. It actually happend a few days ago, but it would have been selfish of me if I didn't share with you lovely people.
EnjoyTheSh0w: I was at my usually hang out spot and Ms. Lee was walking to the bathroom and i say "hello' and try to be polite... EnjoyTheSh0w: THEN, as she walks by, i go, "Happy peeing!" EnjoyTheSh0w: Oh god. Why did i say that?! EnjoyTheSh0w: Anyhoots, while she's in there, another teacher tries to open the door and go cleverlittlewill: AHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EnjoyTheSh0w: When Ms. Lee finishes up and walks out, she goes, "How could you wish me happy peeing and not protect my happy peeing?!" EnjoyTheSh0w: And then she storms off EnjoyTheSh0w: While she does that i go, "I told her you were in there after she tried to get in... if that means anything!" cleverlittlewill: Storms off? you sure that's not an overstatement? cleverlittlewill: That's funny though... Ms. Lee's reply. EnjoyTheSh0w: It is a hyperbole. But she was walking rather briskly cleverlittlewill: She has a good sense of humor EnjoyTheSh0w: GOOD?!
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Post by vinny on Dec 9, 2005 12:26:35 GMT -5
scaryest thing ive heard today:
one of the students in my year has been excluded for a while, because of sending an offensive email. the email contaned terrorist plans/ideas.
there was also a long list of names who were suppose to help him. i was on that list. i know this because sombody in my psychology class had a printout of the email.
oh, and a mate of mine will probably get kicked out of the raf cadets because his name was in the list too.
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Post by Jenny's Back! on Dec 19, 2005 14:34:31 GMT -5
The bestest thing I heard today was that...
[glow=green,2,300]I was accepted to my third college. It's a college in Virginia, called Lynchburg College. It's one of my top schools. ;D[/glow]
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Post by Sarah on Dec 20, 2005 23:08:38 GMT -5
the oddest thing i heard today:
(okay, so i can't quote word-for-word like you cool people, but this is basically it:) my friend, alex, is down from new york (she goes to NYU) for the holidays and was telling me about one of her professors who made it an assignment for the class to throw a naked party. he wanted them (in order to become more comfortable with themselves) to have a party together, where no one would where clothes...and have pictures to prove it. he also encouraged the intake of alcohol (as to they'd be more likely to strip down with alcohol in their systems...)... ok, does anyone else think that is just...odd? i mean, c'mon, a professor...encouraging his underage students to get naked and then drink alcohol...and he wants picture proof...how the HELL is he getting away with this, i wonder?!
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Post by KoNeko on Dec 26, 2005 1:34:02 GMT -5
That sounds dodgy and possibly bordering on unprofessional conduct on the part of the professor!! I'd get your friend to bring it up with someone else in the department. I mean, what is the educational value of this exercise exactly? What kind of class is it?
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Post by Sarah on Dec 28, 2005 20:11:16 GMT -5
it's an acting class. i forget exactly what it is, but i know it's for the improvement of acting skills and such. i suppose the purpose was to get this group of students who didnt know each other to step out of their timid boxes and embrace each other...whether or not they were naked and drunk. alex says that there were only a few people who were actually naked...the rest were walking around in boxers and bras and undies, respectively...so yeah.
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Post by Will on Dec 28, 2005 23:33:41 GMT -5
Oi... Perhaps the professor was joking?
... I say this because my drama teacher is always saying crazy things, but we all know he's never serious about what he says. He likes to be funny. He's really a great person.
Otherwise... wow. That sounds, not odd, but pretty bad.
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Post by Sarah on Dec 28, 2005 23:47:49 GMT -5
lol uhm, nope. he wasnt joking. although, it'd be funny to see the looks of relief on their faces if he were. hmmmm...
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Post by KoNeko on Jan 5, 2006 14:09:14 GMT -5
Hmmm. It's the bit about photo proof that disturbs me. I mean, if a professor wanted a photo of me naked (and I don't know why they would, since it's a philosophy class), I'd be pretty suspicious about it.
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Post by vinny on Jan 6, 2006 11:03:16 GMT -5
Neko, im betting you'd....hell, anybody, would be a little scared of that proffessor too.
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scariest thing i heard today, well yesterday... a good friend of mine almost died of breathing in carbon monoxide.
he had just under 30% in his bloodstream. anything over 30% is life threatening.
after 5hrs on pure oxygen, and a good nights sleep, hes a little groggy, but mainly ok.
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Post by Sarah on Jan 7, 2006 1:59:05 GMT -5
er, do you mind me asking where he encountered carbon monoxide? (i'm not much of a science wiz... )
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Post by vinny on Jan 7, 2006 16:01:10 GMT -5
he walked through part of the school which was supposed to be closed to students...
(it was probably closed due to problems with the air-conditioning)
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Post by Sarah on Jan 9, 2006 22:58:42 GMT -5
oh, eek. was this on a dare, by any chance? i've got a load of friends who'll do anything on a dare...although walking down a "forbidden corridor" of sorts doesnt sound all that dangerous...unless you take into considerationg the fact that there might be chemicals and such floating around in the air... how is your friend doing?
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Post by vinny on Jan 10, 2006 12:21:39 GMT -5
nope. no dare, he just decided to use it as a shortcut. hes fine now, back at school.
on another note, ironic-est thing ive heard today: "i told you not to drink all that caffiene"
that ^ was after i drank one can of red bull, some coke, and...bout 6mugs worth of instant cappacino powder in two mugs... needless to say, im not touching coffee again...
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Post by Nie on Feb 23, 2006 0:24:11 GMT -5
Funniest thing I've heard today:-
Alex: Mmmm.... I can still taste that chicken Malfoy. Me: ... What? Alex: That yummy chicken stuff I had for lunch. Me: You mean the chicken morney? Alex: Maybe... Shutup!
My gosh I love him so.
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